Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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