Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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