consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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