Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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