Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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