The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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