My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
we have pet lesbian snakes
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
vagina is talking i cant
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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