I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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