I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
