Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
