So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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