he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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