Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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