I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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