i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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