You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Randomize
