It's Friday. Sex?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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