So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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