we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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