Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
