everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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