why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
she peed on how many people?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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