I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
i think i just lost a toe
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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