you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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