i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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