IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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