and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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