One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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