Pants 0. Shit 1.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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