sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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