Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
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