is wine microwaveable?
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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