i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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