Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Randomize
