video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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