I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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