Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
you never un-have a 4some
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Randomize
