You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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