Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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