Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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