So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
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