Sponge bath it is.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
i came on her dog
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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