In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
they're like a gay fantastic four
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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