I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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