Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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