I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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