If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I cockslap morals
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Randomize
