We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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