turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Randomize