i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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