do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Randomize
