I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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