ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
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