i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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