I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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