Having a random hookup so left but love u
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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