Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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