chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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