was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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