hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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