so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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